Many thanks for your Wedding Invitation,
received this morning on Facebook. Rodders, old man, I was Best Man at your first two attempts,
(and thought you had made up with Charlie..)
Wendy, I still have your Versace black thongs,
and your pouting porn DVD
I think, under the circumstances, you should retract the Invitation,
and just send me some Wedding Cake
Freddie
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