‘Trust me’ said rubicund Ruben,
Trussed in navy-white
apron, cleaver at the ready,
‘I’ll prepare you a nice bit of verbage’.
‘Cholerically boned and rolled brisket,
an eyeballing sausage,
or a flexitarian kebab?’
‘Chined and scored bonus genius,
smoked authorhood,
or upcycled thighs?’
But I recommend the
barbecued bloatware!
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